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    Child Support..

    Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I am so glad that this is my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! I call my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she gets here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to your mama's house and tell her this is the last check she will ever get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on your mama's face."
    So my baby girl takes the check over to her mama. I am anxious to hear what she has to say and what she look like. My baby girl walks through the door, and I say, "Now what your mama say 'bout that?"
    She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy ... and watch the expression on your face."

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