to be eight again

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN



A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

“I'd love to be eight again” she replied.



On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big

Bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.



What a Day!



He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide

* The Wall of Fear

* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was

reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to

a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with

extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.



Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot

dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .



What a fabulous adventure!



Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the

bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile

and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed



"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"



The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna

get it wrong....