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    Talking to be eight again

    I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN



    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

    “I'd love to be eight again” she replied.



    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big

    Bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.



    What a Day!



    He put her on every ride in the park:

    * The Death Slide

    * The Wall of Fear

    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was

    reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to

    a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with

    extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.



    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot

    dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .



    What a fabulous adventure!



    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the

    bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile

    and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed



    "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"



    The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna

    get it wrong....

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