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    The Miracle of Toilet Paper

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    > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
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    > "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
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    > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
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    > I stop and ask, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
    > "Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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    > He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.
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    > Stupid, stupid man.
    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
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    cant wait to say that when im out!
    Last edited by SteveS; 2nd February 2007 at 03:12.
    2000 s6 avant, special order met, green, satnav, Bose, tv, solar roof, privacy glass, recaro silver nappa.

 

 

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