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    Its good to be a woman

    > > 1. We got off the Titanic first.
    > > 2. We can scare male bosses with
    > > the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
    > > 3 Taxis stop for us.
    > > 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    > > 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
    > > 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
    > > 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    > > 8. We can congratulate our teammate
    > > without ever touching her rear end.
    > > 9. We never have to reach down every so often
    > > to make sure our privates are still there.
    > > 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    > > 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without
    > > having to picture them naked
    > > 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger,
    > > we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
    > > 13. We will never regret piercing our ears
    > > 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your
    >problems.
    > > 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
    "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - Robert Heinlein

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    LOL Ming blue!

    I must admit i have enjoyed reading your joke posts today...despite this one being sexist

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    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
    "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - Robert Heinlein

 

 

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