doeboy
Registered User
My Wife's called Jayne and she cracks me up with what i call Jayneisms. No she's not Blonde but she should be. The stuff she comes out with and the mix ups she makes will have you in stitches. Keep an eye out. I keep forgetting what she says, here are 2 over the past 2 days.
Yesterday- picking her up in her Nissan Micra.
(Drive past her then reverse up)
J - One of the brake lights not working
A - Really? which ones working?
J - (points over shoulder to passenger side)
A - Oh right, pop by Halfords then.
J - Long pause.......is the brake light white?
I had to explain cheap/old cars often have 1 x reverse and 1 x fog!
Today we Take the dog to the park, this dogs craps smell like nothing on earth! It craps, Jayne picks it up in a plastic bag and i can smell it 20ft away she then proceeds to walk over to a bin about 4ft from a woman sat on a bench with her back to us. I call her and tactfully suggests she dumps it in the bin on the other side of the square.
Silly things like those 2. more to come no doubt!
Yesterday- picking her up in her Nissan Micra.
(Drive past her then reverse up)
J - One of the brake lights not working
A - Really? which ones working?
J - (points over shoulder to passenger side)
A - Oh right, pop by Halfords then.
J - Long pause.......is the brake light white?
I had to explain cheap/old cars often have 1 x reverse and 1 x fog!
Today we Take the dog to the park, this dogs craps smell like nothing on earth! It craps, Jayne picks it up in a plastic bag and i can smell it 20ft away she then proceeds to walk over to a bin about 4ft from a woman sat on a bench with her back to us. I call her and tactfully suggests she dumps it in the bin on the other side of the square.
Silly things like those 2. more to come no doubt!
