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    Jayneisms!

    My Wife's called Jayne and she cracks me up with what i call Jayneisms. No she's not Blonde but she should be. The stuff she comes out with and the mix ups she makes will have you in stitches. Keep an eye out. I keep forgetting what she says, here are 2 over the past 2 days.

    Yesterday- picking her up in her Nissan Micra.

    (Drive past her then reverse up)

    J - One of the brake lights not working
    A - Really? which ones working?
    J - (points over shoulder to passenger side)
    A - Oh right, pop by Halfords then.
    J - Long pause.......is the brake light white?

    I had to explain cheap/old cars often have 1 x reverse and 1 x fog!

    Today we Take the dog to the park, this dogs craps smell like nothing on earth! It craps, Jayne picks it up in a plastic bag and i can smell it 20ft away she then proceeds to walk over to a bin about 4ft from a woman sat on a bench with her back to us. I call her and tactfully suggests she dumps it in the bin on the other side of the square.

    Silly things like those 2. more to come no doubt!

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    Does she ask things like "what time do they stop serving the all day breakfast?"
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    Today at lunch.

    Is Australia in Europe?

    She is an Aussie herself!

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    Is she going for Jade Goody's crown now that Jade will dissapear from our lifes

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    I remember an old one now.

    she wanted a pillock to lay and swing on in the garden last summer!!!!!

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    I've a Jane as well
    when that advert for Guinness (with the snails hurtling around a track racing) was on I said for a laugh do you know why them snails are so fast? she replied no so I went on to tell her they were 'south american snails' and she said 'oh I wondered why they were so fast'

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    Quote Originally Posted by doeboy
    She wanted a pillock to lay and swing on in the garden last summer!!!!!
    And did you obilige?
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    not really...i couldn't get up off the floor!

 

 

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