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    woman at the dentist..

    A dentist noticed that his next patient, a young lady, was looking very
    nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
    "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
    "No, I don't" she replied.
    "Well," he said, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.
    Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
    their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
    She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.
    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
    "What's so funny?" he asked.
    "I was just thinking about how condoms are made!" she said.
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    oh dear
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    The problem with common sense, is that its not that common.

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