Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp and Martin Jol are standing before God
whose sitting on his throne at the pearly gates of Heaven. God looks
down at them, and says, "Before granting you a place in heaven, I must
first ask you what you believe in."
Addressing Dennis first, he asks "What do you believe, my son?" Dennis
looks God in the eye, and states passionately,"I believe football to be
the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many
people, from the slums of White Hart Lane, to the mansions of Highbury.
I have devoted my life to bring such joy to those people who stand on
the terraces at Highbury..." God wipes a tear from his eye with his
Arsenal shirt, looks up, and offers Dennis a place in heaven, which he
gracefully accepts. He then turns to Jol, "And you, Mr Jol, what do you
believe?" Jol replies "I believe Paul Robinson should be recalled to
the England side, as he's ace" God, turns to Jol and sends him straight
to hell as he has committed the immortal sin of talking ********.
Finally, leaving the best until last, he turns to Thierry. "And you, Sir
Thierry, what do you believe" "I believe...", says TH, "you're in my