- What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.


- What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted


- What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.


- What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.


- Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.


- What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.


- You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.


- What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


- What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"


- How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.


- Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police


- What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.


- What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?

What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society