The priest in a small Irish village loved the c0ck and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c0ck went missing! The priest knew that c0ck fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen MY c0ck?"

Up stood all the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat.