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    A boy plays with his train...

    A young boy is playing with his train when his Mum overhears him say "All you b**tards gettin off, F**k off. All you tw*ts getting on, F**kin hurry up..!!"

    His Mum goes nuts and sends him up to his room until he learns to be nice to the passegers.

    When he starts playing again 2 hours later she listens in and hears him say "Those disembarking, mind the step and have a nice day, and those boarding, enjoy your journey".

    "Those of you upset a the 2 hour delay can blame that fat cow in the kitchen..!!"
    2004 1.9TDi A4 Avant Sport, GmbH bodykit, DPM Remap, Fishscale Alu trim, RNS-E


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