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    german joke

    A German guy approaches a prostitute.
    "I vish to buy sex viz you."

    "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour."

    "..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

    "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky."
    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
    bedsprings and a duck caller.

    "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees."

    The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he
    had said, to her hands and knees.

    "Now you vill get on your hans und knees."

    She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

    "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."

    She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She
    finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the
    energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is
    the most sensational that she has ever experienced and
    it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

    "That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"

    "Ah," says the German . . ."zat is ze....

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    Quote Originally Posted by raymie
    A German guy approaches a prostitute.
    "I vish to buy sex viz you."

    "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour."

    "..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

    "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky."
    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
    bedsprings and a duck caller.

    "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees."

    The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he
    had said, to her hands and knees.

    "Now you vill get on your hans und knees."

    She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

    "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."

    She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She
    finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the
    energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is
    the most sensational that she has ever experienced and
    it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

    "That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"

    "Ah," says the German . . ."zat is ze....

    Wait for it

















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    change the duck to a elephant that will bring it upto date, four sprung elephant technique, im chortling to myself as i write this

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    Lol Bainsy.

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