Rev-head
Registered User
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback.
On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he
pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.
Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one
leg masturbating furiously at the bar.
"What the hell!" the tourist cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a
bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's w*nking himself off in the bar!"
"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"
On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he
pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.
Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one
leg masturbating furiously at the bar.
"What the hell!" the tourist cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a
bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's w*nking himself off in the bar!"
"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"
