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    Counting the Tesco Club points

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    A man walks into a bar....................

    A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the barman pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink, sir. What's the problem?"

    After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

    'Wow," says the barman, "What did you do about it?"

    "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."

    "That makes sense," remarks the barman... "And, what about your best
    friend?"

    "I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad Dog"
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    6th Gear

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    thats just wrong! but funny :D


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    VAG All the way

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    hahaha

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    Very good.

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    5th Gear

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    Nice one....
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