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    Beer before it starts

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"

    The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."

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