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    A German guy...

    A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vityou "
    "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
    "Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
    "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
    So offthey go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
    "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
    The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs toher hands and knees.
    "Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
    She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
    "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
    She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy ispaying.
    The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energeticGerman, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the mostsensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes beforeshe has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totallyamazing....... what do you call that?

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    Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"

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    There should be a forum rule against posting this one

 

 

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