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    Sick,but topical.

    My ex wife and I have called an Xmas truce,so I've bought her a red miniskirt and booked her on a late night shopping trip to Ipswich.

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    F--k me even i wouldnt have posted that one at this moment in time

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    Nice one.
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    I'm impressed........ !
    In my personal opinion

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    Anyone for a game of rugby this weekend? I hear Ipswich are short of hookers.
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    Bit too close to home for my liking, the last 1 to be discovered lived about 2 miles from me apparently.

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    Had loads of related jokes on the text, none of em are any good.

    S4.

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    Not something to joke about really, too close for me too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by arthurfuxake
    Anyone for a game of rugby this weekend? I hear Ipswich are short of hookers.
    heard a similar one earlier


    Ipswich Town Rubgy club is folding......
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    .........Apparently they have no more hookers left

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    job vacancy....prossies needed in the ipswich area,rates of pay excellent but the shifts are murder

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    whats the difference between the Ipswich ripper and Mr Kipling?
    Mr Kipling put six tarts in a box
    weather men have told people of Ipswich to wrap up tonight as it is going to be minus five

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    its way to early for me to hear these jokes,
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    Some of you guys are sick! do you have no morals at all!?
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    Hi guys whats the weather like near you. I'm in ipswich and its minus 5 and counting.
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    have you heard about the dyslexic santa on the loose in ipswich? he keeps leaving prossies under trees...

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    And you say MY jokes are bad.
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    smitch i have never said your jokes are bad but im saying your avatar is

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    It's horrid ain't it.

    Have you read the writing???

    Devastatin Dave the turntable slave. Zip Zap Rap.

    What a tool.

    Quality!!!

    Anyway, what's yours all about?!?!?!?
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    I used to work with a bloke in India with his son, they were called Steptoe and Singh and they used to collect scrap and toot, my avatar is a promotional shot that we had done for the front of our brochure entitled Steptoe and Singh Rag and bone Collectors, I hope this has clarified up this matter and if ever you are India and have some old rags or some bones give them a call for a truly professional service.

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    hic up
    Last edited by voorhees; 16th December 2006 at 19:00. Reason: drink

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    Police have urged anybody in the Ipswich area wishing to have sex before Christmas to hurry up while stocks last.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmi
    Police have urged anybody in the Ipswich area wishing to have sex before Christmas to hurry up while stocks last.


    Quality funny!
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    Creepy ****er!!!!!
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