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    Gloves for Sasha

    A Young man called Simon wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
    girlfriend, Sasha.
    They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a
    considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after
    careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the
    right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
    Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
    dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of
    knickers for herself at the same time.
    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items,
    the sister got the gloves and Simon got the knickers. Good old Simon sent
    off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:

    Dear Sasha,
    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
    out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen
    the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to
    remove).
    These are a very delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed me
    the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
    soiled at all.
    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
    though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
    against her ring which helps keep it clean.In fact she hasn't needed to wash
    it since she began wearing them.
    I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many
    other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you again.
    When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they
    will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
    I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

    All my love
    Simon.

    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with
    a little bit of fur showing.


    Needless to say, Simon never heard from Sasha after that............
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    rofl !

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    That is pukka!
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    very good
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    brilliant!

 

 

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