Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think
Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when
he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on.....

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable."