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    Noah's Ark-joke

    One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah, me old chum, I want you to make me a new Ark".

    Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want. After all, you're the guv".

    But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other."

    "20 DECKS!" screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

    "Yep, that's right. Well, sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish," God answers.

    "Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific, Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"

    Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Check". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" "Check". "And you want it full of Carp?" "Check". "Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.

    "I dunno....I just fancied a multi-storey Carp Ark"
    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
    "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - Robert Heinlein

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