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    bad day

    While enjoying the walk through the woods in Defiance, Missouri, a man suddenly sighted another man hugging a tree with his ear
    firmly against the tree.
    He was curious and wanted to help if the other guy was insane, so he came close to him and asked, "Just out of curiosity fellow, but
    what the heck are you doing hugging the tree?
    "I am listening to the natural sweetness of music of the tree," the other man replied.
    "You got to be kidding me, are you?."
    "No sir, would you like to give it a try?"
    The kind man says, "Well, OK..., let me see." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
    The other guy jumped at him with lightning speed and slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and drove away with his car.
    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
    He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "Cupcake, this just ain't your day..."

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    What? did his Yamaha R1 fall over too then..

 

 

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