Marine

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky



The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky,

Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had
collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
###### you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
back to me.

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar

stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to

the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar

immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that

you are blind that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt

in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight

lifter.

The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that

joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.

Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times