Husband sits for hours lookin at his marriage certificate, wife asks what he's doing. He replies looking for the expiry date!
Obviously, he's pretending to read... After all, it states "til death do you part." He may be thinking that was a typo, though... Maybe he thinks it should've read: "Death: Do your part."
Obviously, he's pretending to read... After all, it states "til death do you part." He may be thinking that was a typo, though... Maybe he thinks it should've read: "Death: Do your part."
