> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911...you are cleared to land
> eastbound on runway 9R."
>
> Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
> infidel's runway 9R. Allah be Praised!!"
>
> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711...you are cleared to land
> westbound on runway 9R."
>
> Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
> infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great!!"
>
> Pause: Static.............
>
> Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
>
> Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."
>
> Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
> IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
> WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
> INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
>
> Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell
> Allah 'hey' for us...ya hear?!"