Wasps
>> The world's fore most authority on wasps is walking down the street
when
>> he sees a record in the window of a charity shop "Wasp noises from
around
>> the world".
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>> Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can isten to it.
>> "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turn table.
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>> After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost
>> authority on wasps is a bit confused.
>>
>> "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost
>> authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?"
>>
>> The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track, after
a
>> while the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused
>> "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next

>> track?"
>>
>> The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority
on
>> wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head.
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>> "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps"
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>> The assistant peers at the label of the record and says...
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>> "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"