hop2407
Registered User
(and I did consider posting this as I know there are some females on here and I do like by B***s where they currently are 
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What do you expect when:
No wonder men are happier
)What do you expect when:
- Your last name stays put.
[*]The garage is all yours.
[*]Wedding plans take care of themselves.
[*]Chocolate is just another snack.
[*]You can be President.
[*]You can never be pregnant.
[*]You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
[*]You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
[*]Car mechanics tell you the truth.
[*]The world is your urinal.
[*]Wrinkles add character.
[*]People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
[*]The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
[*]New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
[*]Your underwear is 4.95 for a three-pack.
[*]Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
[*]One mood all the time.
[*]Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
[*]A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
[*]You can open all your own jars.
[*]You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
[*]If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
[*]You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
[*]Everything on your face stays its original colour.
[*]The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
[*]You only have to shave your face and neck.
[*]You can play with toys all your life.
[*]Your belly usually hides your big hips.
[*]You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
[*]You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
[*]You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
[*]You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
No wonder men are happier
