Monster MotorsportBadger5
Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    hop2407's Avatar
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Derbyshire
    Posts
    1,408

    Smile Men are just happier people...

    (and I did consider posting this as I know there are some females on here and I do like by B***s where they currently are )

    What do you expect when:

    • Your last name stays put.
    • The garage is all yours.
    • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    • Chocolate is just another snack.
    • You can be President.
    • You can never be pregnant.
    • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    • The world is your urinal.
    • Wrinkles add character.
    • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    • Your underwear is 4.95 for a three-pack.
    • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    • One mood all the time.
    • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    • You can open all your own jars.
    • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    • Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    • You only have to shave your face and neck.
    • You can play with toys all your life.
    • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
    • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.

    No wonder men are happier
    Hop
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    '97 A4TS, Aqua/Green.
    Remap: 210 bhp (154 kW). 228lb/ft @ 1 Bar. Bailey DV30.


  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Global
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #2
    DIPS_A4's Avatar
    SEAT LEON CUPRA R (225)

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Leicester
    Posts
    566
    LOL THATS SO TRUE

 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO