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    "Football Legends"

    An alleged true story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder.


    His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way up the
    Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV
    camera style view.

    Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that
    despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left
    were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of
    a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.

    After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to
    ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season.
    The response is legendary:

    'Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season
    ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for
    Christmas. I was f***in' raging!'

    It's an absolute classic!

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    Brilliant - Can imagine that happening - Spl!t @rses eh - dont you just luv em....
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    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
    "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - Robert Heinlein

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    hey it's better than a slater up your nose I suppose
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