Badger5Monster Motorsport
Results 1 to 9 of 9
  1. #1
    silver75's Avatar
    Big Ron

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    at work
    Posts
    3,243

    Love in the morning..

    She is in the kitchen preparing lightly boiled eggs for breakfast.

    He walks in.

    She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

    His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she says, "Thanks for that," and returns to the stove.

    More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

    She explains: "The egg timer's broken."

    Smart Roadster 03
    Ford Sportka 05

  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Global
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #2
    hop2407's Avatar
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Derbyshire
    Posts
    1,408
    Good One...
    Hop
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    '97 A4TS, Aqua/Green.
    Remap: 210 bhp (154 kW). 228lb/ft @ 1 Bar. Bailey DV30.


  4. #3
    L1 HCS's Avatar
    6th Gear
    Candy Tetris Champion, Mahjong Champion, Magic Ball Champion

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    cymru
    Posts
    4,597
    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
    "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - Robert Heinlein

  5. #4
    Booth_S4's Avatar
    Riding on V8 power

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Newcastle, Staffs
    Posts
    657
    very funny
    German iz ze vay forvard!
    Made with vorspung durch tecnik

    2003 Noggy S4 Avant - 344bhp of pure V8 muscle

  6. #5
    Defratos's Avatar
    Youre Dethpicable!!

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    London....Relocated to the Mid East
    Posts
    2,230
    Looool nice
    2002 S3 BAM | Jabba Re-Map | Uprated Haldex | Koni adjustable coilovers | Neuspeed ARBs | Powerflex Bushes | ECS tie-bars | Dog bone | Eibach spacers | TTDA | T'Dynamics DV | Dieselgeek short shift | Toyos | MIJ Custom Exhaust | Sound system | Security Tints |

    Audi S3-BAM

  7. #6
    Caesium's Avatar
    My BM is fixed!

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Hertfordshire
    Posts
    4,858
    you dredging up your exploits again?

  8. #7
    silver75's Avatar
    Big Ron

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    at work
    Posts
    3,243
    yeh

    Smart Roadster 03
    Ford Sportka 05

  9. #8
    Caesium's Avatar
    My BM is fixed!

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Hertfordshire
    Posts
    4,858
    you rule!
    Chris

    The problem with common sense, is that its not that common.

    See my images @
    http://www.christianfrench.co.uk

    Own a dreaded BMW? http://www.bmw-sport.net

  10. #9
    filipharvey's Avatar
    Amusing Tagline

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Fakenham, Norfolk
    Posts
    518
    Nicely!!!
    Audi A6 1.8T Avant



    Alfa 156 3.0 V6 Veloce


 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO