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    funny but sick

    A couple were invited to a s****y family masked fancy dress Halloween
    >party.
    >The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
    >alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
    >said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
    >need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
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    >So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
    >soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
    >decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume
    >was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
    >how he acted when she was not with him.
    >
    >So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
    >cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
    >could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
    >
    >His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
    >left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let
    >him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
    >
    >After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
    >ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
    >passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
    >midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
    >got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
    >his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so
    >she asked what kind of time he had.
    >
    >Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
    >not there."
    >Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
    >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
    >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
    >spare room and played poker all evening."
    >
    >"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
    >all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
    >To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
    >apparently he had the time of his life."
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    Ha ha omg thats nasty
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    lol grose
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    Thats quality! bit of insest! hahaha
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    Incest - a game all the family can play.

    Best to keep it in the family
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    nice one rick, funny but sick just as advertised

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    Down here in the south, I quite often meet someone who says:

    To be read with a deep south accent
    "I'd like you to meet ma wife an' ma sister"

    But there is only one woman standing there....
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    Now that is one variation on an old joke, but still fookin funny

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