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    Talking This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
    feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
    I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
    hear...
    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
    me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
    who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
    her.
    We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
    department store.
    I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
    expensive outfits.
    She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them
    all.
    She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get
    a pair for each outfit."
    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
    diamond earrings.
    Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
    wave short of a shipwreck.
    I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
    bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
    was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
    Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
    all dear, let's go to the cashier."
    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
    feel like it."
    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
    "WHAT?"
    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
    You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
    to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
    "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
    you?"
    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that *****
    knows I'm smarter than her.

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    Looks like I'm on the couch tonight too... I just sent that to my girlfriend with a subject of: "Remind you of anyone?" LOL

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    ooppps! unlucky! lol

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    seen it before, but still very good

    showed the girlfriend, and she just scowled at me
    - Andrew

 

 

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