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    Thumbs up A couple of funnies

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, Im celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I switched cocks," he replied.

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

    A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.


    A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.


    The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.


    A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.


    The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"


    Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house".
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    crackers!

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    Last one is the best
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