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    Rounds of Toast

    Three couples go away for the weekend and the men are chatting in the bar at night about how many times they will do it.

    They decide on a code to let each other know the following morning. when they order their breakfast they will each order as many rounds of toast as they managed.

    the next morning the waiter asks the first man what he would like for his breakfast. He orders a full english with two rounds of toast.

    The other two men smile. Again the waiter ask the second man the same question. A full english and 4 rounds of toast. The other two men have a large smile between them.

    Last the waiter asks the third man. A full english breakfast, with extra portions and SEVEN rounds of toast. The other tow men cant beleive what they are hearing and nearly choke on their breakfast. As the waiter is walking away the third man shots
























    Can you make three of them brown please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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