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    Smile Best excuse of the Year lads....

    .....Not too sure our lass would go for this though......



    The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful young woman...

    "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!"

    The husband, replies "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."

    "Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!"

    The husband begins to tell his story . . .

    "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for three days.

    With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devours them.

    Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.

    Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

    The husband continues his story . . . .

    "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
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    "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
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