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  1. #121
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    whats the hardest part of roller blading???




    telling ya parents ya gay!!


    boom boom

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    What's got 3 ******** and lives on Mars ... ?


    ET - the Extra Testicle ...

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    How do the children at Michael Jackson's Never never land know when it's time for bed?





    When the big hand touches the little hand

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    is it home time yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jo3y
    How do the children at Michael Jackson's Never never land know when it's time for bed?


    When the big hand touches the little hand
    LMFAO i nearly fell off the chair i were laughing so hard!!!

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    What's ET short for?




    Coz he's got little legs.

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    Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
















    A carrot.
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    Police are investigating after a man was found dead, having drowned in his bowl of Mueseli.
    They believe he was pulled in by a strong currant.

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    I just came out of a chippie and there was a tramp on the floor outside.
    He said, "I haven't eaten for 2 days..."
    I said, "I wish I had your will power!"

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    A man goes to a 24 hour garage, he walks up to the outside counter and says to the girl inside, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky..."
    She goes off and returns with a Kit kat Chunky.
    The man replies, "NO, I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat c*nt!"

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    A man's laying in bed with his new Thai wife, she keeps stroking his cock and he says, "You like that a lot, don't you?"
    She replies, "No, I just miss mine!"

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    Another dig at Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!
    What has Maggie Thatcher and Michael Jackson got in common?



    They both like to f.ck miners!!!!

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    Asian karaoke singer?
    Gerruptah Singh.

    Penguin walks into a bar and says "Did my brother come in here earlier?"
    Barman says "Dunno, what does he look like?"

    My wife had a right go at me last night, for not paying attention.
    Or something like that.
    '02 to '05 - Black Audi A4 1.9tdi sport
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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    im un decided whats more funnyer.... Arsenal football club or asn`s very own Andymac!

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

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    why did the prostitute have an extra vagina fitted to the outside of her thigh............................so she could make some extra money on the side.
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