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    1)THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN



    >>Before the age of 16, a female is like North Korea. Only a few weirdos
    > want
    >>to go there and they end up in prison.
    >>
    >>Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
    >>naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
    >>
    >>Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to
    >>trade, especially for someone with cash.
    >>
    >>Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced
    > of
    >>her
    >>own beauty.
    >>
    >>Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging, but still a
    > warm
    >>and
    >>desirable place to visit.
    >>
    >>Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Haunted by past mistakes
    > and
    >>massive reconstruction may be necessary.
    >>
    >>Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
    >>un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
    >>
    > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and
    > all-conquering
    >>past but alas, no future.
    >>
    >>After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
    > but
    >>no-one wants to go there.
    >>
    >>
    >>2) THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
    >>
    >>Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick and
    > lurching
    >>from one crisis to another.

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