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    Talking Sperm bank robbery

    A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

    "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

    "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says.

    She prys off the cap and gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

    The girl drinks another one.

    Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
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    Fire up the Quattro!

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    more women should do it!!!
    2002 2.5 V6 Quattro
    Mods Done: Q5 Rear aero wiper. Front ambient light install. Led number plate lens. Towbar with 13pin electrics.
    Mods to complete: Sport shocks to go with Eibach pro springs. Fit 17" 5 star matt black wheels. Fix lack of torque at low revs. Get a custom exhaust system fitted.

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    Ha Ha - excellent....
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    Remap: 210 bhp (154 kW). 228lb/ft @ 1 Bar. Bailey DV30.


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    quality!
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    NOW SOLD S6 Avant 4.2 V8....ooooo the noise hehe

    NOW SOLD '03 A3 TDi Quatty Sport Mods so far: Aerowipers front & Rear, Type R Sting ariel, 18" RS-TT Alloys, Superchips remap, Eibach Pro Springs -40mm, Bilstein B8 dampers, R32 ARB's Front & Rear, Pipercross panel filter

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    ha ha ha, that ones just gone round work...

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    Thats very good, and totally agree!!


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