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    Fire up the Quattro!

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    Dwarfs.....

    Why is it not a good idea to make love to a retarded dwarf???






    Because its not big and its not clever!


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    being a retarded dwarf myself i find the thought of you trying to mount me to be highly offensive

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    Ouch, that was a bit low (get it).

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