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    The perfect answer to an awkward moment




    A nurse walks into a bank.


    Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.


    She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,


    "Well, that's great.....that's really great ..........Some asshole's got my pen.


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    class one

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    2002 2.5 V6 Quattro
    Mods Done: Q5 Rear aero wiper. Front ambient light install. Led number plate lens. Towbar with 13pin electrics.
    Mods to complete: Sport shocks to go with Eibach pro springs. Fit 17" 5 star matt black wheels. Fix lack of torque at low revs. Get a custom exhaust system fitted.

    FOR SALE - Eibach Pro Sport springs for a 2.5 V6 B6/7 PM ME.

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    Very good!!


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    Brilliant.

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    : S-TRONIC : COMFORT PACK : SD SAT NAV : FOLDING MIRRORS : HEATED SEATS: RIGID BOOT LINER :

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    Ha ha that made me choke on my munchies
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