A man died and went to Heaven. As he
stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are all
St. Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St.
Peter. "The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose
clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
using it as a ceiling fan."