Three tourists in the jungle.

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Three tourists trekking through a remote jungle get captured by an ancient tribe. The tribe leader says they are trespassing on tribal fertile ground so will have their genitals removed in accordance with their occupation.
First guy says he is a butcher so they say he will get his bits chopped off with a cleaver.
Second guy says he is a lumberjack so his bits will be removed with a chainsaw.
Third guy starts laughing, they ask why he is so light hearted at his impending genital doom.

I work for Dyson he replies.
 
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That is Priceless, Lol. :) x
 

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