Paying for Sex.

[DAYTONA 500]

A German man approaches a lady of the night. ………….

'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £20 an hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the man is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'
'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze....



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Four-sprung Duck technique !!!!!​

 

[sabaxter]

Epic!

 

[crazyjay91]

LOL

 

[Andy Crooks]

Haha

 

[Helifella]

Ah you beat me to it. Just had this emailed to me. Lol

 

[jdp1962]

Oh for gawd's sake, I first heard that joke in 1987!

 

[desertstorm]

As above, as soon as I started reading I knew what the punch line was going to be. But thanks for sharing it there will always be four sprung duck technique virgins.

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/13272-four-sprung-duck-technique.html

 

[mastero]

Lol.

 

[IPSGA]

 

[PaulC1988]

Oh for gawd's sake, I first heard that joke in 1987!

Now that is grumpy! lol and what sort of memory do you have?! Can you remember the time and date? lol

 

[S3 Hilife]

She must be alot older now cos she only charges £20 an hour