A recently hired Chinese office assistant got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss as a reward for excellent work. She sent him a 'Thank you' note on email.
The boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email read as follows:
Your p*nis wonderful. I enjoys usesing for first time last night. It have extra smooth flow, and firm strokes. I real eyes firstly the tip of p*nis to be licked to bring to work in order & once licked is equally good on both sides. I loved it perfect size and textures. Felt like I wasin heaven when usesing it. I have always desired for it, getting this p*nis one long time fantacise and you full fill my wish.
At last this p*nis mine and will be mine for ever.
You so sweet forgive me this...much thanks a lot
Moral of story: A good knowledge of SPACING & grammar is an essential part of communication in English.