A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two bin
bags behind her. One of the bags was torn and every now and again a £20
note fell out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, there are £20
notes falling out of your bag."
"Oh, dear!" said the little old lady. "I ' d better go back and
see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the policeman. Where did you get
all that money? You didn ' t steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is
right next to a Golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a
knot hole in my fence, right into my flower beds. It used to really
make me mad. It kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ' why not
make the best of it?
So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole with my hedge
clippers. Every time someone sticks his thing through my fence, I
surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ' O.K., give me £20, or off it
"Well, that seems only fair," said the policeman, laughing. "OK.
Good luck then"!
Oh, by the way, what ' s in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."