Essex speak: a guide to talking to people from Essex.

[StateOfPlay]

Alma Chissit = what is the price of that item?
Amant = Quantity
Awss= 4 legged animal
Corta Panda = burger
Dan ill = incline
Effix = morals
Eye Eels = Women's footwear
Fanx = an expression of gratitude

 

[WOLF]

Shatt App................

 

[barnzy]

oh dear... funny lol unfortunately i live a few min from some of them! but on a serious note we are proper talking people

 

[sidibear]

Faaaarkin Ell = That is truly astounding.