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    Talking The key

    A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.




    The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY,"



    where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned

    to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

    Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."

    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects



    were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

    "All these years, everything has been working just fine.


    I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results.


    But now I've developed two annoying problems:

    First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."

    The doctor looked at her closely and said,



    "Those aren't bags, those are your tits."



    She said, "No point asking about the beard then..........."
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