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    A YORKSHIRE FARMER

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    A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts ,

    “Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, --- its full o- hoss piss an cow ****e an it could kill thee”


    The man says: -- Excuse me Sir I am a muslim from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer and slower please.


    The farmer replies: if....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands........ You....Wont.... Spill ....Any

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    Re: A YORKSHIRE FARMER

    Hmmm
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