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    THE SENSUOS WIFE

    THE SENSUOUS WIFE
    "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
    "No," said her husband.
    She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
    "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
    "Uh, no," he said.
    She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
    "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
    "No," he said, now really intrigued.
    "Well.....go look in the garage..."
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