THE SENSUOUS WIFE
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife."No," said her husband.She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill."Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked."Uh, no," he said.She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill."Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?""No," he said, now really intrigued."Well.....go look in the garage..."