Little 5 year old Daisy sees a group of workmen turn up next door to build an extension. She takes an interest and starts to talk to them.
The builders, with hearts of gold, adopt her as their site mascot.
After a week they present her with a pink hard hat & gloves. Even a wage packet of £5.
"Goodness" says Mummy, smiling, "are you working there next week?" Daisy replies: "I think so Mummy, provided those @astards at Jewsons deliver the 'uckin bricks"......